Collection: Waterproof Blankets | Squirt-Safe, Washable & Play-Ready Sheets

Discover waterproof blankets made for pleasure, protection & fun. Squirt-safe, machine washable & perfect for bed, floor or outdoor play.

AFTER SEX TOWEL

AFTER SEX TOWEL

Regular price $19.69 CAD

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WATERPROOF (SQUIRTING) BLANKET – SINGLE MINI 3'X2.5'

WATERPROOF (SQUIRTING) BLANKET – SINGLE MINI 3'X2.5'

Regular price $59.69 CAD

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WATERPROOF (SQUIRTING) BLANKET – SINGLE 4'X5'

WATERPROOF (SQUIRTING) BLANKET – SINGLE 4'X5'

Regular price $99.69 CAD

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WATERPROOF (SQUIRTING) BLANKET – 2 PACK MINI 3'X2.5'

WATERPROOF (SQUIRTING) BLANKET – 2 PACK MINI 3'X2.5'

Regular price $99.69 CAD

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